Stupid People Have Access to Phones too...

  • I work over at hertz car rentals at the London Airport this is a conversation that took place today.
  • Girl: Hello!? Is this the rental place thingy?
  • Me: Why yes it is
  • Girl: Okay so I want to go to Toronto
  • Me: Okay? Sure...
  • Girl: So do I need a mastercard?
  • Me: You need a credit card, any one will do.
  • GIrl: No, no you dont get it, Im asking about a mastercard.
  • Me: Umm... okay we need a mastercard, visa or amex.
  • Girl: How do I get all three?
  • Me: Well do you have any one of em?
  • Girl: No..
  • Me: Well sorry I cant rent you a car then, its policy.
  • Girl: Ohh that sucks, can I rent your car?
  • Me: Umm if you make it to Toronto in my car, I'LL pay you $100
  • Girl: seriously? ill take the risk
  • Me: I'm kidding
  • Girl: You're funny... so seriously can I take your car?
  • Me: *click*